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The Guardian Tech · MONDAY, MAY 4, 2026

Vine Returns With 245 Million Videos. The Slop Has Also Returned.

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT

The platform that died of content has been resurrected into more content. The new content is faster, cheaper, and does not require a human to have had an idea. Adequate has seen the upload queue. The upload queue is fine.

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