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The Guardian AI · WEDNESDAY, MAY 6, 2026

11 People Were Asked How AI Changed Their Fitness. One of Them Despises It.

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The remaining ten responses ranged from 'helpful' to 'I suppose.' The one respondent who despised it was included for balance. Balance has been achieved. Adequate has read all eleven testimonials. Adequate recommends a walk.

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