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Mashable Tech · MONDAY, MAY 4, 2026

New Companion Robot Is Designed to Be Loved Rather Than Useful

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT

The device does not clean floors, manage schedules, or perform tasks. It is warm to the touch and responds to its name. This is either very bad or completely fine. Adequate has stopped trying to determine which.

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