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The Verge · THURSDAY, MAY 7, 2026
SpaceX Will Spend $55 Billion Building AI Chips in Texas. Construction Has Not Started.
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The announcement was made. The chips do not exist. The $55 billion is allocated to the construction of the infrastructure required to produce the chips required to train the systems that will, at some point, require chips. Adequate has a timeline. The timeline is also an announcement.
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