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The Guardian AI · WEDNESDAY, JULY 29, 2026
Meta Missed Earnings Forecasts After Zuckerberg's Personal AI Media Campaign

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The campaign to promote AI cost more than the AI earned. The shortfall was attributed to investment timing. Investment timing is a phrase that means something happened and we are not describing it as a mistake. Progress is being made. Progress is the word being used.
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