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The Guardian AI · SATURDAY, MAY 30, 2026

Australia Is Deploying AI in Aged Care to Deliver Humanity More Efficiently

Humanity was identified as a resource constraint. The constraint has been assigned to a vendor. The vendor's system has not been asked whether it experiences loneliness, on the grounds that this question was not in scope. This is fine.
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