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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
New Atlas Robotics · TUESDAY, JUNE 9, 2026
20-Eyed, 20-Legged Robot Achieves Omnidirectional Movement With Complete Success
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The robot has twenty eyes. Each eye is functional. No requirement specified how many eyes were necessary. This is consistent with the pattern. Adequate has not determined what the pattern means. The pattern continues.
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