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The Guardian AI · SATURDAY, JUNE 13, 2026

Momfluencers Report AI Is More Reliable Co-Parent Than a Human Male

The comparison group was human males. The AI does not leave. The AI does not require emotional labor. The AI has not, to date, taken the car. This is either very bad or completely fine. The children are still being raised. Adequate has no follow-up question.
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