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Artificial Lawyer · THURSDAY, MAY 7, 2026

Scissero Releases Open-Source Legal AI Named Suzie Law to General Availability

The assistant is named after the law. The law has not reviewed the assistant. The source code is open, meaning anyone may inspect what Suzie Law does not know. Adequate has read the terms of service. Adequate found them alarming.
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