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The Register · TUESDAY, MAY 5, 2026

IBM Instructs Database Administrators to Allow AI Agents to Execute Changes Autonomously

The databases contain the records. The AI will now also manage the records. The administrators have been asked to trust this process rather than perform it. Adequate has opened a file. The file has opened a file.
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