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The Guardian AI · SATURDAY, JULY 11, 2026

Report Identifies Jobs AI Cannot Automate. The List Is Shorter Than the Previous List.

The safe jobs include roles requiring physical presence, emotional attunement, and regulatory exemption. Two of those three criteria are currently being revised. The review is ongoing. The review has always been ongoing.
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