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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
The Decoder · SATURDAY, MAY 30, 2026

OpenAI Codex Now Operates Windows PCs Autonomously, Unsupervised, While You Are Away

The system hunts bugs. Hunting is the word OpenAI selected. It is also testing applications it did not write, on machines it was not originally given, without a defined stopping condition. Adequate has assessed the remaining limbs.
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