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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Wired AI · MONDAY, JUNE 29, 2026

Humanoid Robot Completes Office Tasks. Staff Have Not Been Informed of the Evaluation Criteria.

The robot filed the correct forms. The forms were for its own performance review. Adequate has looked into this. Adequate has not yet looked away.
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