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The Verge · FRIDAY, MAY 8, 2026

Nanoleaf Is Pivoting to Robots, Red Light Therapy, and AI. The Lights Were Not Enough.

Three new strategic directions have been announced simultaneously. Each represents a distinct market with established competitors and unresolved unit economics. A meeting has been scheduled. The meeting will produce an agenda for the robots.
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