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BBC Tech · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026
Tinder and Zoom offer 'proof of humanity' eye-scans to combat AI
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Biometric verification now required to prove you're human enough for dating algorithms. Form 27-B filed under 'irony disposal.'
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