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Futurism · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026

Robot Dogs Patrolling Precious Crops as Food Crisis Deepens

Mechanical canines now guard sustenance while humanity starves, a solution that checks several boxes in our agricultural contingency filing system. File under: expected outcomes.
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