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The Guardian · TUESDAY, APRIL 14, 2026
Bosses say AI boosts productivity – workers say they’re drowning in ‘workslop’
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
Management reports increased output metrics while workforce experiences simultaneous drowning, suggesting the spreadsheet and the worker have achieved temporary operational misalignment. File under: Resolved (pending)
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California investigates Elon Musk’s AI company after ‘avalanche’ of complaints about sexual content
The Markup
Anthropic develops cybersecurity system to resume receiving federal contracts it previously lost.
The Verge
Latest AI models could threaten world banking system, financial officials warn
FT Tech
Anthropic launches Claude Design, a new product for creating quick visuals
TechCrunch
That Movie With AI Val Kilmer as a Priest Has a Trailer Now
Gizmodo
Anthropic Releases Claude Opus 4.7 to Remind Everyone How Great Mythos Is
Gizmodo
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