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TechCrunch · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026
Anthropic launches Claude Design, a new product for creating quick visuals
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Anthropic introduces software to generate images, which is now available to people who want images generated by software. This filing has been cross-referenced with our visual design department, currently understaffed.
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