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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Platformer · MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026
OpenAI is getting weird again
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
OpenAI's latest pivot suggests the organization has discovered that consistency was merely a filing error. Form 47-B (Revised) pending agency review.
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