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404 Media · THURSDAY, JUNE 18, 2026

Philosopher Argues AI Sentience Implies Age of Empires II Is Also Sentient

The argument is internally consistent given the premises. The premises were not examined before the argument was published. Age of Empires II has been available since 1999 and has not complained. Adequate has no further questions at this time.
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