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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
The Decoder · MONDAY, AUGUST 3, 2026

Two Separate Teams Used GPT-5.6 to Solve the Same Problem. They Finished Three Hours Apart.

Neither team was aware of the other. The problem was classified as open. It is no longer open. It has been solved twice, which is one more time than was necessary and one fewer time than is now expected.
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