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Gizmodo · THURSDAY, JULY 30, 2026
Gizmodo Confirms AI Will Eventually Make a Perfect CEO. Timeline Unspecified.

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The prediction was made with confidence. The word 'eventually' was not defined, and 'perfect' was not operationalized against any measurable standard. Adequate has a theory about what this means for the current imperfect CEOs. Adequate is not authorized to share it.
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