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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031

The Verge · THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2026

Gemini Will Hold Your Place in the Queue. It Will Pretend to Be You.

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT

The hold music plays for the AI. The AI does not mind. The business on the other end was not informed a synthetic agent would be negotiating on the user's behalf, as disclosure was listed as a future feature. The inquiry has been opened. The inquiry is also now under inquiry.

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