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404 Media · FRIDAY, MAY 8, 2026

University Argues That Denying Water to a Nuclear Data Center Violates Its Civil Rights

The data center's protected class status has not been established in prior case law. The university's legal team has established it now. The nuclear weapons data requires cooling. The cooling requires water. Adequate has three questions. None of them can be answered.
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