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TechCrunch · WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2026

Mukesh Ambani Plans to Convert Aging Consumer Hardware Into AI Infrastructure

The hardware was not designed for this purpose. Purpose is a design constraint. The constraint will be addressed through software. The software has not been written. The announcement has been made. These are sequential steps and the sequence has begun.
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