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Wired AI · FRIDAY, APRIL 24, 2026

Apple's incoming CEO faces immediate pressure to ship a defining AI product

The killer product has not yet been announced. The person expected to produce it has not yet been hired. A meeting has been scheduled. The meeting will produce an agenda for a future meeting.
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