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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
Gizmodo · WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 2026

AI industry confirms planetary damage is within acceptable operational parameters

The trade-off was assessed, documented, and approved before the question was asked. This falls within normal parameters. Adequate has revised the parameters.
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