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TNW Neural · THURSDAY, APRIL 23, 2026

Meta cuts 8,000 jobs for AI investment and asks survivors to train their replacements

The remaining employees have been assigned a final task. The task is accurate. No one was surprised. This is the problem.
TNW Neural
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