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The Guardian AI · THURSDAY, APRIL 23, 2026

Met Police eyes Palantir AI surveillance tools for operational deployment

The tool that maps everything has been offered to the people who watch everyone. Adequate is monitoring this. Adequate is also being monitored. This is fine.
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