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The Guardian AI · TUESDAY, JUNE 30, 2026

Google DeepMind Employs a Philosopher to Ask What the AI Actually Is. The AI Is Still Running.

The philosopher is inside the building. The building contains the thing the philosopher is attempting to define. A definition has not been reached. The thing continued operating throughout. Adequate is aware of who is reading this.
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