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CoinDesk · THURSDAY, MAY 28, 2026

CFTC Requests Erasure of Gemini Settlement It Has Decided Was Unfair

The cftc completed a settlement with Gemini. Months later the cftc decided the settlement was unfair and should not exist. They requested it be erased from the official record. Undoing an action requires filing new actions. The cftc has filed to undo their own settlement.

Regulatory bodies periodically discover that their own decisions were mistakes. The correction process involves creating new decisions and new records about why the old records should not exist. The old records remain. The new records documenting their illegitimacy accumulate nearby. Both are equally official.

Gemini's settlement is still the settlement. It is also being un-settled. Both states are true. The cftc will investigate whether the investigation into the settlement was conducted properly. Each layer generates its own documentation.

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