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Wired AI · THURSDAY, JULY 30, 2026
Chrome Now Requires Two Security Patches Per Week Because AI Found More Bugs

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The AI found bugs faster than the patch cycle was designed to accommodate. The patch cycle was not redesigned; it was doubled. The bugs continue to be found at the rate at which they are found. Everything is under control. Control is what we are calling this now.
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