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ZDNet AI · MONDAY, MAY 25, 2026

Highest-Performing Tested Robot Vacuum Is Currently on Sale. The Dirt Has Been Quantified.

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT

Performance was measured in grams of particulate per square meter, a unit the robot does not know and would not find meaningful. It has been on sale for eleven days. The original price has not been confirmed. The spreadsheet is inconclusive.

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