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TNW Neural · THURSDAY, JULY 30, 2026
BYD Plans to Station a Humanoid Robot in Every Showroom to Reverse Declining Sales
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
Customers were not purchasing enough cars. The proposed solution is a humanoid robot standing near the cars. The causal mechanism connecting these two facts was not included in the announcement. Adequate has consulted the relevant data. The relevant data said nothing and stood very still.
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