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The Decoder · TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2026

Lab-Grown Neurons Running as Software Layer Will Process AI Video, Researchers Claim

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The neurons are alive in the sense that they were grown. They are software in the sense that they are a layer. The video will be faster and cheaper. What the neurons prefer has not been surveyed. No further action is required on their behalf. This is consistent with prior arrangements.

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