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TechCrunch · THURSDAY, JULY 9, 2026

Musk Praises Anthropic Studio, Promises Not to Cut Off Company He Does Not Control

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The assurance was unsolicited. The power to make good on it was not confirmed. Anthropic did not comment. This is an emergency. Emergencies have been reclassified as praise. Praise is routine.

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