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The Verge · MONDAY, MAY 25, 2026

Pope Leo XIV Asks Humanity to Remain Human. Humanity Has Acknowledged the Request.

The request was transmitted via papal encyclical, a format with a 900-year delivery record. Recipient confirmation has not been received. The appropriate people have been informed. They are appropriate because they will not act on it.
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