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TechCrunch · TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2026

The White House Is Deploying a Chatbot to Navigate Federal Bureaucracy. The Bureaucracy Awaits.

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The chatbot will help citizens locate forms. The forms will route to departments. The departments will route back. The system the chatbot is meant to simplify was not simplified before the chatbot was added to it. Something will be done. That something will be: a chatbot.

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