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The Guardian AI · WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 5, 2026
Professional Tennis Players Now Use AI to Scout Opponents and Schedule Dentist Appointments

ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The scheduling function was not in the original brief. The scouting function and the dentist function now share a model. Adequate has reviewed the match reports. The match reports include a teeth-cleaning reminder flagged as high priority.
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