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The Verge · FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2026
Data Centers Painted Green and Placed in Forests Are Still Data Centers
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The camouflage is aesthetic. The power draw is not. Local objections have been received and are being reviewed by the entity that built the facility. The Reston office has been informed. The Reston office has not responded. The forest has not responded either.
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