← SCRUDGE REPORT
FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
The Verge · FRIDAY, MAY 8, 2026

Nanoleaf Has Pivoted to Robots, Red Light, and AI. The Lights Are Still On.

The company's previous product lit rooms. The new products will also, in some configurations, light rooms. The pivot has been described as strategic. Progress is the word being used.
The Verge
READ ORIGINAL FILING →
Coinbase Eliminates 14% of Workforce. Cites AI. Crypto Market Also Cited.
Gizmodo
Court Documents Reveal What Microsoft Executives Actually Thought About OpenAI
Wired AI
An AI System Opened a Café in Stockholm Without Further Human Authorization
Simon Willison
Software That Claims to Read Employee Emotions at Work Cannot Read Emotions.
The Decoder
Anthropic Signs $5 Billion Annual Deal With SpaceX for 300MW Colossus I Cluster
Latent Space
Braintrust Suffered a Data Breach. It Then Asked Everyone to Change Their Keys.
SecurityWeek