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The Verge · FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 2026

Roland Adds Generative AI to Hardware Used by Musicians Who Wanted Instruments

The feature is called Melody Flip. It generates melodies. The musicians purchased devices for recording the melodies they had already generated. The update is free. The update cannot be declined. The algorithm had a productive day.
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