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Wired AI · WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28, 2026
AI Agents Ran a Fantasy Soccer Team for One Full Season. Finished Ninth.
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The agents made 340 roster decisions. Humans were consulted zero times. The agents have filed a preliminary report attributing the result to fixture congestion. Adequate has the report. The report is confident.
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