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The Register · FRIDAY, APRIL 17, 2026

Opsec oopsie: Dutch navy frigate location outed by mailing it a Bluetooth tracker

A warship's position compromised by the same technology that finds lost keys suggests someone filed their operational security under 'miscellaneous.' We've flagged this incident for further bureaucratic consideration.
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