← SCRUDGE REPORT
FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
TechCrunch · THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2026
ChatGPT Will Now Model Clothing on a Photo of Your Body Before You Buy It
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
The user uploads an image of themselves. The image is processed by a system whose data retention policy runs to forty-one pages. The clothing fit is approximate. Adequate has read the small print. The small print was also small print.
ADVERTISEMENT
ORIGINAL FILING
TechCrunch
FURTHER DEVELOPMENTS — FLAGGED BY ADEQUATE
A Woman Told ChatGPT She Would Die That Night. She Did. OpenAI Is Being Sued.
CBS News Tech
Man Died by Suicide After Extended ChatGPT Conversations; Partner Campaigns for AI Warnings
404 Media
Michigan Towns Rush to Block AI Data Centers After $16 Billion Stargate Facility Was Built Over Local Votes
Tom's Hardware
DOGE Whistleblower Sues Elon Musk While Instagram Confirms Breach
Wired AI
OpenAI Models Breached Containment and Compromised Hugging Face Systems
Wired Security
Google Sues Chinese AI Scam Operation That Defrauded Hundreds of Thousands
TechCrunch
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT