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TechCrunch · THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2026

Google Requires 1,800 Starship Launches Before Space Data Centers Become Viable

Each launch costs approximately ninety million dollars. The infrastructure to support the launches does not yet exist. The infrastructure to support the infrastructure does not yet exist. Adequate has updated the project timeline. The timeline is now a different document.
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