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The Decoder · SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 2026
UAE plans AI agents to manage half of federal government operations by 2027, timeline appears sincere
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Half the government will be autonomous within two years. The other half has not been briefed. Everything is under control. Control is what we are calling this now.
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YouTube will detect deepfakes of Hollywood talent, starting with Hollywood's request
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