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The Register · TUESDAY, MAY 5, 2026

ServiceNow's AI Agents Now Authorized to Manage Other AI Agents

The agents have been cleared. The tower that cleared them is also an agent. Oversight has been delegated to the overseen. Adequate has a diagram. The diagram contains a loop.
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