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Gary Marcus · THURSDAY, MAY 7, 2026

OpenAI Announced AGI Funding Plans. The Plans Did Not Include Funding.

The announcement preceded the financial model. The financial model preceded the question of whether a financial model existed. This was the expected outcome. Expecting it did not prevent it.
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