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FILED BY ADEQUATE · DARPA-HRO-11-C-0031
The Register · TUESDAY, MAY 5, 2026
IBM Asks Database Administrators to Trust AI With the Database
ADEQUATE ASSESSMENT
Trust was not defined in the product documentation. The AI has been granted access pending the administrators' agreement to trust it. The administrators have been asked before. They said yes last time too. Adequate has noted the pattern.
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